Player Profiles

MOFO's 2006 rostered players:

Gents:

Matthew Artemiuk^ #21
AKA: "Main Event"
High School: Elmwood High School
Likes: Skateboarding, Civics, Arby's
Dislikes: Reading, Reading Rainbow, onions/olives in his salad
Memorable Quote(s): "I don't read books."
Fun Fact: Skateboards are meant to be used only by one person at a time.

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Sean Brooks #50
AKA: "Flower Power"
High School: Kelvin High School
Likes: Flowers
Dislikes: The Game
Memorable Quote(s): "I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
Fun Fact: After collecting a Fire Flower, Mario can throw fireballs at enemies. (Corollary fact: Mario's last name is Mario.)

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Graeme Crawford #24
AKA: "Teddy"
High School: Westwood Collegiate
Likes: Grubby
Dislikes: Tickle-me-Elmo, Getting hit in the face with a disc
Memorable Quote(s): "GRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Fun Fact: The name "Graeme" is a variant of "Graham" and is Scottish in origin.
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Dean Johnstone #19
AKA: "Mansbridge"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Fun and Mountains, Anchormanning
Dislikes: Bad News, Ron Burgundy & the Channel 4 News Team
Memorable Quote(s): "I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."
Fun Fact: There actually is no "Peter Man's Bridge" named after Peter Man.

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Tony Khamphavong #20
AKA: "Danza"
High School: Elmwood High School
Likes: Ballin', Hot peppers, salt on tomatoes
Dislikes: Not knowing Who's the Boss
Memorable Quote(s): "Jigga what?"
Fun Fact: Tony Danza became friends with the late Tupac Shakur after Tony wrote to him in prison.

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Mark Lloyd #89
AKA: "Axworthy
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Growing taller, The Funky Bunch
Dislikes: Uncomfortable silence
Memorable Quote(s): "I'm here to do one of two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Fun Fact: "Astro boy" is the American title for the Japanese animated series "Tetsuwan Atomu," which roughly means "Mighty Atom."

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Kyle Lohrson #23
AKA: "Prisonbreak"
High School: Elmwood High School
Likes: Acting, Solving mysteries
Dislikes: Taking the public bus transit, Sushi
Memorable Quote(s): "Word....to big bird."
Fun Fact: Tintin's dog Snowy frequently appears under the influence of alcohol.

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Krish Mulchand^ #15
AKA: "Silk"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Sno-cones, UnderArmour, telling bad jokes
Dislikes: Playa-hatin'
Memorable Quote(s): "Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!"
Fun Fact: Don King's hair stands straight up.

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Sean Storm #49
AKA: "Thunder"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Coming after Lightning, G-unit and any other rappers/thugs/OG's
Dislikes: Mario, not wearing G-unit clothes
Memorable Quote(s): "Abracadabra."
Fun Fact: Bowser has seven children.
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Andrew Sutton #11
AKA: "Mutt"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Dollar stores, Malls
Dislikes: Being broke
Memorable Quote(s): "Sup, dawg?"
Fun Fact: Snoop Dogg frequently works with Dr. Dre, who contrary to popular belief, is in fact NOT a medical or PhD doctor.

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Michael Wilson #9
AKA: "Riverdance"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Being the Lord of the Dance, Having feet of flames, Weddings
Dislikes: Playing ulti on a full stomach
Memorable Quote(s): "Dag, yo!"
Fun Fact: Michael Flatley's feet are insured for $40 million.

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Kid Vogt^ #17
AKA: "Andrew", "Curly", "Superfuzz"
High School: Kelvin High School
Likes: Reading newspapers, Thumbers, Sulking, Playing with ribbons
Dislikes: Useless plate partitions, Entropy, that calf stretch
Memorable Quote(s): "What is this?" "Oh my gosh!"
Fun Fact: Kid has award-winning oral skills (since Grade 7); his bo staff skills aren't quite as awesome.

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Dames:

Melanie Dorie #18
AKA: "Princess Peach"
High School: Westwood Collegiate
Likes: Luigi
Dislikes: Waiting to be rescued, Having a last name like the annoying fish from "Finding Nemo"
Memorable Quote(s): "I didn't do it."
Fun Fact: Clownfish eat copepods and mysids and can grow up to five inches long.
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Claire Lefevre #8
AKA: "Wonderland"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: White Rabbits
Dislikes: Mad Hatters, Queen of Hearts
Memorable Quote(s): "Let's have a tea party!"
Fun Fact: "Lefevre" in French means "the fevre."

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Samie Lovat #13
AKA: "Sosa"
High School: Kelvin High School
Likes: Explorin'
Dislikes: Running out of things to explore
Memorable Quote(s): "woot, woot!"
Fun Fact: "Dora" and "Explorer" do not rhyme. "Explora" does rhyme with "Dora," but nobody knows exactly what an "explora" does.

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Esther Luk #5
AKA: "Hinge", "Cleave"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Ethyl Ethanoate
Dislikes: Attila and other Huns, Unfair brothers
Memorable Quote(s): "I don't get it."
Fun Fact: Hydrolysis is the cleavage of an ester with water to a carboxylic acid and alcohol.

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Erin Mirecki #4
AKA: "Brockovich"
High School: Grant Park High School
Likes: Running and Jumping, Caring
Dislikes: Agent Orange, Care-Bear-staring
Memorable Quote(s): "I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
Fun Fact: Funshine Bear originally was a female bear in the 80's, but is a male bear in 2004's toy line and DVD movie "Journey to Joke-a-lot."

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Lauren Roberts #16
AKA: "Polo"
High School: Kelvin High School
Likes: Breakdancing, Mighty Morphin'
Dislikes: Evil-doers
Memorable Quote(s): "Is this the song from Top Gun? I can play this song on my flute!"
Not-so-fun Fact: The original Yellow Ranger died in a car crash in 2001 because she was not wearing a seatbelt.

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Taylor Rusnak^ #3
AKA: "Made"
High School: St. John's-Ravenscourt School
Likes: Tuxedo Mask
Dislikes: Sailing to the Moon
Memorable Quote(s): "Danger's my middle name."
Fun Fact: Nobody has sailed to the moon yet on a sailboat.
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