2009 Roster Player Profiles

Guys:


Elfaith Jamal #99

AKA: Monays, Elfonte, Elfoite, ELF (-->)

Position: Cutter

Likes: Smiling, Laughing, Breaking Ankles
Dislikes: Mark's Humour, Laying Out, Embarrassing Fools
Famous Quote(s): "I can't" "I don't appreciate that very much"

Mike Chura #11

AKA: Churro, CH-CH-CH-CHURA, Candyman

Position: Handler

Likes: CANDY, clothing on warm days, pipe-flute

Dislikes: cold days when warm clothing is neccesary, kids eating his candy or seeing top secret candy info

Famous Quote(s): "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. "

Kevin Boreskie #10

AKA: K-Bro, Mini-Wheels, Aquaman

Position: Cutter
Likes: Gold Medals, Wheaties, BR's

Dislikes: People taking pictures of him taking BR's, Land
Famous Quote: "..." (couldnt understand he was underwater)

Bram Keast #15

AKA: Bergundy, Yeast

Position: Handler

Likes: Reoprting the News, Veronica Corningstone, Baxter

Dislikes: Typo's on the tele-prompter, milk on hot days, Channel 6 News Team
Famous Quote(s): "Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. "

Willem Konrad #93

AKA: The Boy, Horse Whisperer, Will

Position: Can't position greatness

Likes: Smuggling drugs, beer skateboarding, pool tables
Dislikes: Horses anywhere other than their own island
Favorite Quote: "So there was this one time...(epic story)"

Patrick Kennedy #7

AKA: PK, Smiley, Jolly Giant

Position: Cutter

Likes: Vegetables, Smiling, Growing

Dislikes: (Is there anything he doesnt like??) (Frowning?)

Famous Quote: "Ho, ho, ho, Green Giant" (Not to be confused with santa)

Ethan Kovacs #9

AKA: Scissorhands, 3-21-20

Position: CUTter (to easy)

Likes: Dancing, singing, rapping

Dislikes: making teams, probably me

Famous Quote: "This is the first day you were ever nice to me! Can i take a picture?"

Matthew Loxley #6

AKA: Sunshine, Mr Sandman, Goldilox

Position: Cutter

Likes: Roadtrips, Sleeping, Pillowy Soft Mattresses

Dislikes: Staying awake, Cloud Cover

Famous Quote: " I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way...SUNSHINE"

Braxton McIntosh #96

AKA: The Man, Backston, Apple
Position: Cutter

Likes: Computers, Toni Braxton, Bluegrass

Dislikes: PC's, ABC Gum, Being left out of jokes

Famous Quote: "Unbreak my heart, say you'll love me again"

Quin Rusnak #12
AKA: Boom Boom Pow, Junya, Glass

Position: 2008 CUC MVP (he do what he want)

Likes: Romance Novels, Pondering the riddle about the chicken or the egg

Dislikes: Pulling, being injured, Croutons

Famous Quote: "America loves, hot, white, jailbait, @**"

Jamal Winston #91

AKA: Beautiful Face, Jammer, Duke

Position: Handler

Likes: Using people for comedy, Two and a Half Men, Mike Krzyzewski

Dislikes: Chapel Hill, Jimmy Fallon, Curly Straws

Famous Quote: "J.J. Reddick is so much better than Tyler Hansborough"

Devon Willits #1

AKA: The Way, Rooney
Position: Cutter

Likes: The plastic tips of shoelaces, Coldplay (only if his girlfriend is around)
Dislikes: Coldplay (when his girlfriend isn't around), VHS, PopRocks

Famous Quote: "If you think about it, when you are under water, you are not actually wet"

Ladies

Emily Ashley #18

AKA: EA Sports, Spinelli

Position: Cutter
Likes: Pumelling Creeps, Four Square, Kickball

Dislikes: Finster, Randall, Rainy Days
Famous Quote: "My Brother told me they had a dead body that is cut up into thin slices"

Emily Forrest #13

AKA: IGOR, Gump, Whitaker

Position: Cutter

Likes: Brains, Shrimp, Ping-Pong

Dislikes: Zombies, Her Nickname, Sharing Discs

Famous Quote: "It's ALIIIIVVVE"

Laura Hatch #5

AKA: Hatchling, D-Machine, Egg

Position: Cutter

Likes: D-ing chumps, Giggling, Mike

Dislikes: Going slow, Egg Farmers, Mike

Famous Quote: "Can I just play super physical?"

Liza Lots #2

AKA: The TRUTH, Minelli

Position: Cutter

Likes: A good polka, Fortune Cookie Fortunes, WHAM!

Dislikes: Square Dancing, Fortune Cookies, Swine Flu

Famous Quote: "I only lie a little"

Robyn Merasty #4

AKA: Mernastay, Boy Wonder, Doughnuts

Position: Handler

Likes: Fighting Crime, Batgirl, Chris O'Donnell

Dislikes: Tights, Two-Face, The Bat Signal

Famous Quote: "Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey"

Cayla Mooney #19

AKA: Tortoise, Dash

Position: Cutter

Likes: Bacon Bits, Photo Booths, Lazer Cats

Dislikes: Flannel Pyjama's, Snails, Campbells Soup

Famous Quote: "But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit."

Katie Scarth #8

AKA: Stick-em, Snarf

Position: Cutter

Likes: Partying for 24 hours straight, High-kicks, Taco's

Dislikes: Parties that are normal hours, Fajita's, Hubba-Bubba

Famous Quote: "So...I guess that kinda makes me the best man ever then. Doesn't it?"

Nicole Vidal #44

AKA: Bopper, Hanson

Position: Handler

Likes: Sandcastles, Ancient Greek Philosophy, Dinner Parties

Dislikes: High-tide, Mockolate, Cat Clocks

Famous Quote: "I Love you, you love me, we're a happy family." (I may have watche Barney to an older age, dont judge me)

Olana Wach #14

AKA: BIG-O, Aerosmith, Olanka

Position: Deep Strike, Handler

Likes: Singing in monotonous tones, listening to Willy Wonka, Ice cubes

Dislikes: Hammocks, Cuddling on hills, coy ponds

Famous Quote: "ooompa loompa, dopadee doo"

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